Survival Tip #18: Lost in the woods. 1) Drink all of your Strange Range beer while saving the bottle caps in a small satchel. 2) Search for other lost hikers. 3) Form a mountainous tribe with said hikers and use bottle caps as currency. 4) As you were the only one who thought to save your bottle caps assume the role of supreme ruler and unleash your minions to do your bidding.
Survival Tip #19: Dissuade an Approaching Bear. 1) Don't run. 2) Take your pack off of your back and pull out a Strange Range beer. 3) Toss the beer on the ground in between you and the bear and slowly back away. The bear will be far more interested in our attractive beer label than your $400 synthetic microfiber jacket. 4) While the beer is distracted sneak downwind of the animal and prepare for a flank attack.
Survival Tip #20: Lost in the woods. 1) Drink a Strange Range beer. Save the bottle cap. 2) Use the cap's reflective inner finish to blind the pilots of passing helicopters. 3) Once the chopper is down locate and retrieve emergency flares from the crash site. 4) Use flares to signal for help.
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